Students seem ripe albeit raw pepper

Men, this is a polite reminder that the schools are closed, and some of these young girls may look grown, ripe, succulent, and tempting, but don’t be deceived. They mature fast and know a lot, but legally, they’re still children.

Avoid them like a plague! It’s not worth spending 35 years behind bars over a horizontal engineering session that wasn’t even enjoyable. Truth is, they offer the dullest, and most boring experience during supply of tree.

If you want real magic, look for a mother of one, aged between 33 and 43, who gave birth via C-section—those are the true headquarters of pleasure and sweetness.

And remember, when a man says that the food from a certain hotel is sweet, just know he has eaten there more than once.

Let me close this update with a Moi Girls proverb that says, *“When a man is marked for failure, even a ripe banana will knock out his teeth.”*